“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” - Patches O’HoulihanĢ.
We hope these Dodgeball quotes take you back to the first time you saw this movie and make you laugh harder than ever before.ĭon’t forget to also check out these Beetlejuice quotes for the strange and unusual. It’s the story of true underdogs who go against some of the world’s best and most villainous dodgeball athletes in order to save a place that they love. Silly, funny, and a little bit weird, Dodgeball follows a group of misfits led by Peter Le Fleur (Vince Vaughn) who enter Las Vegas’s Dodgeball tournament in order to save Le Fleur’s gym from being overtaken by a corporate gym chain run by White Goodman (Ben Stiller). In 2004 Dodgeball, starring Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn was released to mixed reviews.īut despite lower critical ratings at first, this film has gone on to stand the test of time and is now a modern comedy classic. We hope you enjoy these hilarious Dodgeball quotes. Oooh!" Is that funny?Īndy: Again quite funny when you do it.It’s been over 17 years since Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story was released and since then this film has become a comedy classic. Ooooh! And this vibratin' tongue for pleasurin' fannies.
Would this have been funny? Him going through customs: " I have nothing to declare but my genius. Do you like a cock up your arse? Oooh!" Is that funny?Īndy: It is quite funny when you do it, but keep it down a little bit, 'cause you're in a pubĭennis: What is that? I want to do something more high-brow, Oscar Wilde or something.ĭennis: I know. Look at that Graham Norton.ĭennis: Is he? Is this funny, is it? " Oooh! Look at this website about cocks and fannies. No victory in making a bunch of gays laugh, they laugh at anything. That's why I'm in a shitty little panto, where the only people laughing were that bunch of gays.ĭennis: I know. And then you can get more hardcore, rattle off the old classics, like, "I'm playing with my dirty pillows," "I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb-ferret," and then go straight in hard, like, "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right?ĭennis: You don't remember. Well, why don't you just start off with something light, you know, like, um, "I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa Loompas." You know, something a bit fun, a bit jokey. Winslet: Oh, yeah, that can be a bit awkward. What if I say, like, something and he just laughs at me, or something and he, and it's too much and he gets all offended.Īndy: Well, no, it's just all stuff like, "Ooh, I'm playing with myself."Īndy: Her boyfriend likes to talk dirty on the phone and she doesn't know what to say to him. I don't know what to say to him, it's too embarassing. Īndy: Have you talked dirty back to him? Have you? Stiller: It still counts! It still counts!. Stiller: I'm a nerd! I've kissed Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore! I, uh, I slapped Jennifer Aniston's butt! Number one movie in India, right now.Īndy: Well done. Stiller: No, you don't do you? What do you think? Stiller: Hey, do you know how much Meet the Fockers made in its opening weekend? And who am I?Īndy: It's either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember. OK? How do I help him?Īndy: Make Dodgeball 2?
still laughing, but it's not getting to the root of the problem. All right, at a certain point, you know, after the fifth, sixth, seventh viewing, he's. He'll see things he didn't see the first time, it's layered, it was made like that. How do I help him? Put on Dodgeball again? Sure, he's gonna laugh again. Stiller: Thanks, and I can put on Dodgeball, and he's gonna laugh for an hour and 32 minutes, you know, escape reality for a while, but what happens when the film finishes? Back to reality.
What am I gonna do? Pop on Dodgeball on DVD?
But what does the money and the success mean in real terms? If I find a little orphan child in a warzone, hiding in a burnt out building. birthday holiday opening weekends ever, goes on to gross 170 million worldwide. what does that mean? I mean, yeah, I make Along Came Polly, it opens to $32 million, one of the biggest Martin Luther King, Jr. Stiller: A lot of you might be thinking, 'Why am I making this movie?' Sure, you guys look at me as one of the world's most successful comedy actors.